“Okay, then, we’ll move on,” Chris concluded, and began to leave the room. Oh gee Nalyd, that was totally in the Christmas spirit.” She said sarcastically into the camera. Noah’s totally straight…I think.” Courtney said, still whispering directly in front of the camera, and she raised her voice, “Here’s the letter I was given,” and she read it out, “Dear Courtney-the-Uber-Loser, you lost, ha-ha, you’re the most pathetic excuse of a human being I know. “Come on Bridgette, Noah and Cody are friends, and that was a tragic accident way back in season one, and they were screaming in terror afterwards. Oh yeah, you had a note too, so I gave it to you. “Uh Courtney, that might not be returned,” Bridgette whispered back at Courtney, while pointing at a scowling Noah, “One, that expression says all, and Two, I looked through his fan mail, he has almost as much of it as Duncan or Cody, and half of it comes from guys. Noah simply rolled his eyes.Ĭhris cleared his throat, getting their attention, “Uh guys, what has gone on since you left the actual competition lodge?”Ĭourtney was first to speak up, “I’ve been pretty busy, I’ve made up with Harold, officially broken up with Duncan, gotten people to strongly dislike me instead of hating my guts, and I’ve kinda gotten a little crush Noah,” she whispered into the camera. “Oh please Noah, we all know you like somebody,” Heather teased, motioning towards Courtney. “Yeah, I hate the world, as a matter of fact I hate it so much, I’ll become one of those hermits in New Mexico, and you’ll never heart from me again.” Well, Noah wouldn’t like you, but then again, he doesn’t like anybody,” Trent reassured, putting his arm around Gwen. “Oh, come on Gwen, even if you’re a hypocrite, you’re a hypocrite we all like. I’m such a hypocrite,” Gwen said to her friends, ignoring Chris and the cameras. I keep telling myself ‘you’re too old,’ or, ‘It’s not you’re personality,’ but here I am, surrounding a Christmas tree. “You know, I can’t believe we’re actually surrounding a Christmas tree, looking at our presents. Courtney, Noah, Heather, Harold, Bridgette, Gwen, and Trent are huddled around a Christmas tree in the lobby draped in tinsel and ornaments. “Wait, I don’t know,” replies a panicked Katie, “I WANT MY SADIE!!!!!”ĭJ looks at Katie, who is now crying a river and clutching into his ankles, “Maybe you trudge away now.”Ĭhris heads inside the lodge doing just that. “Uh Katie,” Chris asks, “Where exactly is Sadie?” “Ooooookay then Chris, you do that,” a weirded out DJ says. “I’m trudging…FOR DRAMA!” Chris replies stoically. “Hey Chris!” Katie exclaims, “I have a question why were you trudging through the snow? There’s only four inches of it.” Chris trudges through the snow up to the pair. “As our fans know, Harold, Zeke, Eva, Katie, and Cody are our final five, but since it’s Christmas, I’m letting them stay here for the day,” Chris says while beckoning to Katie, who is leaning against a pole, drinking hot chocolate with DJ. The camera then pans to a welcoming ski lodge complete with ski slopes. Since we’re down to our final five, and by the fact it’s Christmas, we’ve decided to do our traditional Playa del Losers episode here on TOTAL…DRAMA…ROCKIES!!!! “Everybody knows that we usually send our loser contestants to a resort we build, or one we just rent if possible. The camera opens on Chris, like every other Total Drama episode, and he says very predictable words, Also, this is set in a fictional future Total Drama season, so it'll be AU someday. Hey! Tdirm here with an EXCLUSIVE Christmas one-shot, none of those people, bar Emmy and Gigi, will ever see this, due to its mediocrity.
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